Dos Equis Quotes

| April 19, 2012

Hey, this is Dean Cortez, the author of Mack Tactics, the #1 best-selling program for guys who want to be AWESOME with women. On this page I’m going to share with you some hilarious Dos Equis Quotes.

Maria asks…

The most interesting man in the world Dos equis quotes.?

In emergency’s 911 calls him. When he eats out the waiter tips him. It is said that his tears can cure cancer if he cried. “His Nike tshirt says Just did it” anyone have some other good quotes?

answers:

I dont always have sex with spanish star trek fans… But when i do, i prefer dos trekkies.

He bowls…. Overhand. His parents were named after him. He once traveled to and explored the virgin islands. When he left, they were known merely as “the islands”

Sharon asks…

What would be a funny quote Dos Equis Man would say about…?

Can you guys make up a funny quote that THe Most Interesting Man in The World would say about Fantasy Baseball? thanks

answers:

He would play fantasy baseball if he could pick himself nine times.

Joseph asks…

whats your favorite quote from dos equis commercials?

you know, “the most interesting man in the world”

answers:

I never believed in him. They just grabbed a joe off the street and set him up like that. Stay thirsty my friend.

Donna asks…

What’s your favorite quote from those Dos Equis “The most interesting man in the world” commercials?

I’m refering to the Dos Equis TV & Radio Commercials. Here’s an example of one of their TV ads: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCT8x3YoT2s I’ll get the ball rolling “Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there. “

answers:

His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards!

Steven asks…

Here are some of my own dos equis “The most interesting man in the world” quotes…you try and make some up.?

“Tell me what u think” Which ones do u like?…make up some of your own and share. He doesn’t watch sports b/c he already knows who is going to win. What he does in Vegas comes home with him. He doesn’t wear a jacket b/c the ladies always think he’s hot. If he was Mike Rowe he’d never get dirty. His watch doesn’t tell him the time…he tells it. When he goes to a lake the ducks feed him. His maid has a maid. He never has to blink. When he was born and the doctor slapped him on the butt…he slapped him back. His real name is Howard Hughes.

answers:

Our Hero…..

George asks…

Dos Equis commercial?

Does any one know all of the quotes?

answers:

Http://staythirstymyfriends.com/

Richard asks…

WEBSITE needed. Where can I find all the quotes about the most interesting man in the world.?

you know the bearded guy from the dos equis (XX) beer commercials.

answers:

Go to the dow equis website. They should have a link to that information

Michael asks…

Fill in the blank: I don’t always ________, but when I do, _______…?

This quote was originally “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.’ replace ‘Drink beer” and “Dos Equis” with your own words. @Audino: FFFFUUUUUUU-

answers:

I don’t always play The Game, but when I do I lose.

Paul asks…

Happy Friday Dog Section?

So how goes the post Cinco De Mayo recovery? I personally never want to see another taco or Dos Equis for a long time. Anyways back to dogs. So the other day I took the roommie cat to the vet to be fixed and decided while there to get a quote on for when I take my pup in for his first visit. $72 bucks isn’t bad, $108 if I do lyme and Bordetella. So I was going over my puppy budget overall and realized I’ve got a nice padding of extra money so YAY. Was given a collar from my secret santa so that’s one less thing to buy. So for those who actually enjoyed the puppy stage what was the best thing/favorite moment after your got your little land shark? More like second row Bells. Since Mr. I’m 5 going on 30 has claimed the new puppy as HIS and not “Momma’s” *snickers* Oh it will last as long as it take Beej to sink his teeth into one of Aedan’s bears. Dite: more like “I can work them up load up them on sugar and then send them home” I am a horrible aunt/godmother but hey they keep coming back to me for babysitting. Honestly cinco De Mayo is just a habit for me – growing up with Hispanic friends AND going to Catholic school. Just like St. Paddy’s is my day to pig out on corn beef and Cabbage and go around with my fave I’m Black Irish shirt. Chigirl: Not yet actually but my son knows the puppy is coming and has already staked his claim. He has a mountain of build a bear stuff so I already know when the puppy zero ins on one its gonna change to “He’s your dog now.” Well hope everyone has a good weekend. I’m outta here for the evening. Will bick BA tomorrow. LOVED the puppy pics Honestly cinco De Mayo is just a habit for me – growing up with Hispanic friends AND going to Catholic school. Just like St. Paddy’s is my day to pig out on corn beef and Cabbage and go around with my fave I’m Black Irish shirt. Chigirl: Not yet actually but my son knows the puppy is coming and has already staked his claim. He has a mountain of build a bear stuff so I already know when the puppy zero ins on one its gonna change to “He’s your dog now.” Well hope everyone has a good weekend. I’m outta here for the evening. Will bick BA tomorrow. LOVED the puppy pics

answers:

We don’t celebrate Cinco De Mayo…does that make me weird? Lol

Yesterday I worked then came home, rushed to the barn to deal with my horse’s mud fever as per usual and then rush out to a bridesmaid dress appointment for one of my bridesmaids. Oh and then I watched Vampire Diaries of course…mmmmm Damon…lol. My favourite thing was when he started to learn to potty outside…I don’t know why but it would always make me laugh. He would wait for me to bring the baby gate down in the kitchen he would run as fast as his little puppy legs would take him to the front door, I would put his leash on, go outside and the poor guy would pee right there on my front porch LOL. I could never get mad because I knew he was holding it until we got outside – that was the least I could ask for! ADD: Greek – you sound like people talking about other people’s kids lol. “Oh yeah I love kids! If they are somebody else’s and I can leave them there”. Hahaha. But I do agree about not missing the puppy stage…sometimes that dog was such a sadistic little puppy that he would make me cry. I won’t even lie about it haha. I would get frustrated and think that I sucked at puppy training him and cry. Doberman puppies, in my opinion, are the closest thing to the spawn of satan.

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