Pick Up Lines For Girls Funny

| April 23, 2012

Susan asks…

Girls: What are your favorite funny pick up lines?

This is my favorite.
If I told you, you had nice eyes would you… let me touch them?
Nothing serious here just looking for a laugh. Really bad ones count as funny too.

answers:

What has 100 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk??

My zipper ;)

Jenny asks…

What are some funny pick up lines for a girl to say?

answers:

Me -How much do polar bears weigh?
Her – I don’t know
Me – Me either. Wanna drink?

SteveC

Maria asks…

funny pick up lines?

what are some funny pick up lines?/ ways to ask a girl for her number??

answers:

At the grocery store, walk up with a can of whipped cream in one hand, a jar of cherries in the other and say “I have a water bed.”

Robert asks…

What are the Funniest pick up lines you know?

What are the funniest pick up lines u know, girls seem to get a laugh otu of them. 10 points for the best answer.!!

answers:

I’ll never forget the one my first boyfriend used, very cheesey but obviously worked … … …

Man: was your dad a thief?
Girl: No?
Man: Then who stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!!!!

George asks…

I need some really stupid of funny pick-up lines!?!?

I’m doing research on if pick-up lines really work. I need some really good ones and some really stupid or funny ones. I need them for both guys and girls. Plez list maybe one of each or as many as u know.
I know this is like really wierd but, i need yur help.
The ones that come back with the best or funniest results gets the BEST ANSWER!

answers:

Is that a mirror in your pocket?

Cuz i can see myself in your pants!!!

Are you frum tennesee?

Cuz your the only 10 i see!

Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz you got fine written all over you!

Guy: “did it hurt?”
girl: “huh?”
guy: “when you fell down from heaven? You must be an angel”

Lizzie asks…

I need some really stupid or funny pick-up lines!?!?

I’m doing research on if pick-up lines really work. I need some really good ones and some really stupid or funny ones. I need them for both guys and girls. Plez list maybe one of each or as many as u know.
I know this is like really wierd but, i need yur help.
The ones that come back with the best or funniest results gets the BEST ANSWER!

answers:

I got a math problem for you. Subtract your boyfriend, add me, divide your legs and lets multiply.

Richard asks…

What is a good pick up line at a kegger? (girls answer please)?

For a 19 year old lady. Please no joke or funny pick up lines. Thank you.

answers:

You are looking extremely beautiful tonight, and I forgot my number so I think I’m going to need yours *smile*

Michael asks…

Girls..What are some of the best & most random pick up lines a guy has said to you in a bar or anywhere?

I want to hear some pick ups that you fell for or some of the stupid / funny lines where you simply just had to laugh in his face.Be honest.
Well I guess this can be for the guys also…good pick ups You have used

answers:

A guy has walked up to me and said “hey watch me count my shoulders and goes 1,2,3,.4 and put his arm around my neck”
but he was sexy as hell and my brothers bestfriend.. So we started dating a week after..

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